house-whoring

home redecorating tip: do not watch mtv cribs priciest pads countdown. does not offer good interior decorating ideas unless unabashedly tawdry or vulgar kitsch floats your goat. very character building though. does wonders for your self esteem. i now know my station in life in the cribs chain -> billionaire playboys’ mansions, spelling-challenged rappers’ bungalows, stoned rockers’ penthouses, moss-covered driftwood, my apt.

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